Roast Room
  1. Brief
  2. Openings
  3. Fault lines
  4. Debate
  5. Vote
  6. Verdict
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How a council works

  1. You bring the decision. One line, your options, your numbers, and which way you're leaning. If something important is missing, the Chair asks first.
  2. Seven seats argue it out. Round 1 opening positions, round 2 the debate, round 3 a vote on the Chair's draft. Every seat scores every option from 0 to 10.
  3. You get a verdict you can act on. GO, GO WITH CONDITIONS, RESHAPE, WAIT or DON'T DO IT, with the reasoning, the strongest dissent, conditions, next steps, a kill switch and a PDF.

The numbers come from code, not from the AI. Option scores are weighted by how much each seat's pillar matters to your decision, a seat that sees a real risk of ruin caps the verdict, and a one-way door with a split room gets the cheapest test first.

Who sits at the table

Each seat is a simulation built from that person's public work: letters, essays, talks and videos, with every quote tied to a source and checked. They are not the people and do not speak for them.

Pricing

Free

$0

  • 1 quick council as a guest
  • Free account: 3 quick + 1 full council a month
  • 10 one-seat consults a month
  • PDF of every verdict
Start a free council

Plus

$15/month

  • 20 quick + 6 full councils a month
  • Pick your own seats
  • 60 consults a month
  • Share links for verdicts
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Pro

$39/month

  • 60 quick + 25 full councils a month
  • Pick your own seats
  • 300 consults a month
  • For people who make a lot of calls
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Questions

Is this advice from the real people?

No. Each seat is an AI simulation built from public material. It argues the way that person teaches in public and quotes only lines that exist in its sources, but it is not them, and none of them is involved with or endorses this site.

What should I put in my question?

The decision in one line, two or three options ("keep doing what I do now" counts), your numbers (revenue, cash, team), your limits (deadline, hours, budget), what success looks like, and which way you're leaning. The council tests your lean instead of agreeing with it.

How long does a council take?

A quick council usually takes two to five minutes, a full one a few minutes more. You can leave and come back: every council is saved to Past sessions.

Quick or full?

Quick seats four advisors for two rounds, and adds the vote round only if they are far apart. Use it for smaller calls you can undo. A full council seats all seven for three rounds, for decisions that are expensive or hard to reverse.

What happens to what I type?

Your question and the council's cards are saved to your account so you can replay them, and nowhere else. You can delete any council, export everything, or delete your account from the account page.
Before the council starts

The Chair has a few questions

Answer what you can. Anything you skip, the Chair marks as an assumption the seats can challenge.

Past sessions

Replay a council exactly as it happened.

Simulated advisors built from each person's public work and drawn as caricatures. They are not the people and do not speak for them.